I've got real big plans and such bad thoughts.

“Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.”

I'm 70% coffee, 25% sass, and 5% hot air.
Tori - 19 - Bloomington - Storytelling
  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke

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disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

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dadboy:

theblackjordanbelfort:

nostalgia64:

slumkillage:

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

How are you that stupid

"on the spot dice spin" LMAO

Yeoooooooooo

FUCKKKK

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